MALAY DRAMA : ADAM & HAWA - EP. 1

Episode 1:

Hello hello! =) Ye, tau, dah terlambat banyak hari. Maklum la, takde piring Astro. Huhu.

I’m being testy. You know, I usually stop reviewing a drama when it bores me or it pissed me off with silly acting or storyline or  I’m just plain dead tired. Well, mostly because I got bored. Kekeke! Way to be mean, buddy! XP So the 10 minutes teaser kinda excites me, so assuming that I never read the novel, here you are, ep.1's recap! Yeah, not making any sense right? Kekeke! 

Apa? Nora Elena? Nak sambung ke? I’ve work on some eps, but naah… Takde sapa nak baca dah kot haha. Dunno if I'm gonna recap or review next episode yet coz well, it depends on my kerajinan and how much I would like it. So this recap is just a glimpse of what this drama is all about, at the very beginning of course. Coz heck this is gonna be 80 freaking episodes of drama series! Nasib baik 30 minit saja per episode lol! So do visit Izzie's blog if you wanna see her spazzing over this new gem. I'm quite sure she would do it for Abam Aaron XP

video credit: ASTRO GEMPAK @youtube

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Whoa! Just 45 sec into the drama and I’m already teary eyed! Yes, mataku berkacha-kacha omg~! *___* Now, gimme a sec. *tarik nafas- hembussssss~~~~* ABAM AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *swoons*

Ini petanda kerinduan yang tak kusangka masih ada bakal melimpah ruah membanjiri taman hati ni wei!!! Tambah pulak la lagu Hafiz & Siti Nurhaliza ni dah ala2 Ombak Rindu. Amboi bak badai la gatal miang cik Leanne ni jadinya~~~ har har har. XD

Starting off with the first scene, at the airport obviously. KLIA. Wait a sec! Are you arriving, getting off from work, kat departure area??? LOLLL!!! ok, shut up, I’m not even working at the airport so I have no right to comment on this!

Sigh… Kachakssangat la Abam Aaron ni berbaju seragam putih macam tu… Yup, he’s Adam Mukhriz, THE FLIRTATIOUS PILOT, from novel Adam & Hawa tulisan Aisya Sofea. Ye, penulis novel yang hebat famous kebabom tu… Dah ingat dah?But sadly, I can’t really remember if I ever had read this novel. I just can’t really remember any significant event in this novel. Sad and pathetic for a kaki-novel like me!!! Boo sama aku!!!

But hey, I’m positive that I’ve read it before coz I kinda remember about the jambangan bunga plastic yadiadia yang my friends kept on spazzing on twitter when the news erupted (yeah, erupted, not just broke) about this lovely novel being adapted into a drama series. And it is not gonna be 20+ eps of drama series, but a whooping 80!!! Talk about a grand scale drama. *lap peluh kat dahi jendul anak jawa ni slow-mo* fewh!

So back to the drama, Adam Mukhriz or better known as Am, was walking all swag in his pilot uniform, with some flight attendance berderet kat belakang dia, and… WHAT THE….? NORMAN HAKIM?!!! This is not happening to me. Just… Okay, I love Aaron Aziz, I love Aaron Aziz!*chants* Of all hot young Malaysian hotties, why Norman Hakim? Shut up Leanne. Just SHUT UP!

*pejam mata*

Kepulangan Am disambut oleh sebuah BMW yg dipandu oleh cik cantik gojes Anzalna (Dee). Dengan penuh manja gedik Dee minta Am yang pandu BMW tu. Huh? Your boyfriend penat keje kot~ Penat bawak kapatebang kot~ *rolls eyes* But anyway, Am said ok dgn senyuman kiut. And dgn langkah penuh menggoda, yep, gila sexy body Anzalna neh?!, ehem, she went out of the car to the passenger’s seat.

Anzalna ni kan, I sorang je ke rasa muka dia sebijik Memey Suhaiza? OMG dgn Norman Hakim ada dalam neh. Pastu Memey look-alike lagik… I loike~~ Sure panas drama neh! I love drama panas, remember? Bring it on! *lempang muka sendiri. Menceceh berjela2 ya rabbi ya karim!*

The scene shifts to sebuah rumah teres, ke kamar tidur, or lebih tepat lagi, meja solek heroin kita Cik Ain (Nadiya Nisa) . Disisir rambut yg panjang mengurai tu. *Pegang rambut sendiri yang tak berapa nak mengurai ni, pouts* Tapi tak tunjuk muka pun. Suspense le konon nya ni ye? Heh. Nak pegi keje ke? Berbaju kurung pink putih berbunga-bunga, berbeg tangan gabak kelabu. 

Dah ke pintu dah pun Cik Ain, boleh patah balik pulak mencapai lipstick. Camera pans to her face. Eceh… Alasan nak tunjuk muka LOL! Manissangattt! “Hmm.. Baru berseri!” Kata Ain sambil tengok diri sendiri dalam cermin. Ok, that is not narcissist. That is called, proses seru semangat. What? I did it too sometimes. XD She left a note telling where she goes (tadika) to god knows who kat pintu peti ais. Ada lagi eh orang buat citu? Ada kot. Ada la… Hahah.

Back to BMW, sakan si Am dgn Dee berpelukan though si Am tengah busy driving. Soalan yang keluar dari mulut Dee buat I sikit lagi nak carik batu untuk rejam syaiton-syaiton laknatullah yg menompang kat dlm BMW tu. *hembus nafas mcm naga* berapi hati makcik woi!

“Sayang~~~~ * seriously, 3 harkat dowh! Tak caye try tiru suara gedik Dee. Am sekadar senyum menyahut.

“Jom breakfast?!” Oh.. kay…

“Ke, you nak, breakfast i?” BATU!!! BAGI AKU BATU!!!! HINSSS!!! HINSSS!!!

NAUZUBILLAHHIMINZALIK!!!! MAMPUS LAH KAU SYAITON YANG DIREJAMMMMMM!!!

But Am just chuckled and said he wants to have a breakfast with his bed and pillow and Dee tak mengalah, she said SHE CAN BE HIS FRIGGIN PILLOW. Yeah, you go girl. *asah parang*

But the lovey dovey tone snapped shut as soon as Dee tanya Am apa yang Am belikan untuk dia. AM TAK BELIKAN APA-APA UNTUK DIA YAHOOOO!!! *smirking like a boss here lol* Am justifies that tak penting pun beli hadiah kat mana, as long as she got him. DAMN TRUE! Hurr… If I have him, I won’t ask anything other than kesihatan kami somi-isteri amin… Kahkahkah! *berangan melampau!* XD Ampun Kak Diyana hehe. I love you! XP

AND… Dee is back in Am’s embrace. Hurr… Please la, melekat kat Adam Mukhriz like that. Berbulu mata aku woi! *tumbuk bantal dusyummm!!!* Am pouts some more, haih, cuba memujuk si Dee yang kaki merajuk. Dee gelak, cakap Am kedekut. LOL. Betul gak tu. Boo pilot kedekut! You can at least buy  her keychain or fridge magnet 2 hengget, no? Kedekut! XP

Back at Ain, she’s walking at somewhat an elite housing area, you know, those with rumah atap genting, at least 2 tingkat, ada swimming pool, ada lampu liplap2 besar meja makan type… *nampak sangat aku ni budak kampung tak pernah masuk rumah orang kaya hahahaha!* 

Cameraman drama ni suka betul kat dagu si Nadia Nisa ye? Amik shot dari bawah saje dari tadi. Haha. She looks at those houses and wonders when will she gets the chance to live in rumah besar macam tu. Hidup senang lenang kaya raya. And went into conclusion kalau kaya and baik barulah bagus coz hidup mewah tak semestinya bahagia. Nice thinking babe. Not unique though. Hahaha. She even talks about Melayu ni mudah lupa diri. Yeah, with herself. What??? I’m losing you here haha. But reminds herself jangan la dia lupa diri kalau jadi kaya. Amin…

Cik kak ni seriously jalan tak tengok kanan kiri, nyaris-nyaris kena langgar dengan si Adam Mukhriz hoho. Kalau ade scene langgar-langgar kang jadik drama laen plak kan? *cough*BicaraHati*cough* XP Free je kena hon dgn Am yg tetiba buat muka kerek ala2 Malik KL Gangster. Tersipu-sipu Ain undur ke tepi, terkesima dengan kekacakan Adam Mukhriz, mengharap andai dia ada boyfriend hensem macham itu. Heh. I feel you girl. I do. Now go get into the line doploh blok jauhnya if nak dekat-dekat abam pilot sorang tu.

Ok, on random note, again, bunyi burung berkicauan yang jadi background sound berkali-kali untuk tunjuk yang hari masih lagi pagi buta ni is getting to my nerve lol! Bukan tu kat bandar ke? Celah mana pulak datang bunyik burung seropa bunyik kat kampong I ni? Musykil! Dah la bunyik seropa macam kat rumah burung walid. And seriously I know how they sound coz I’ve been there waktu kerja. Annoying!

Okay, move on to the next scene, Am parked that BMW betul-betul kat depan tadika. Okay I know where this is going hahah! Budak-budak tadika kiut miut berderet-deret la beratur masuk tadika sambil diperhati oleh Amyza Aznan yang wataknya taklah hamba ketahui. Tengok kat description, she’s Cikgu Zauyah. Yes, she is. Mencebik habis dengan muka geram Cikgu Zauyah lihat kemesraan Am dan Dee. Siap sentap terus tutup pintu ha! Kekeke kesian~

Am bawak keluar baaaaanyak hadiah for the kindergarten.

LOL. So dia kedekut just dekat Dee? *fist-pump*

Ain perasan kereta BMW yang diparkir depan tadika sama dengan kereta yang nak tabrak dia tadi. Senyum simpul Ain kat Dee yang dok belek kuku dalam kereta. Dee dengan muka “whatthehellwhateverrrr” rolls eyes siap herot mulut tengok Ain yang senyum macam kerang busuk. Jaga-jaga kakak, tu pesaing baru tu! Short skirt lu takkan dapat challenge kain baju kurung dia okay? XDD Automatic Ain tau pompuan rambut kepul-kepul dalam BMW tu sombong. So dia blah macam tu je masuk tadika.

Apparently Am memang dah biasa kat tadika tu. Dengan cik kak cikgu tadika pun dia macam dah familiar gila. Si Ain dok terjenguk-jenguk sana sini dalam tadika. Kau carik ape haaaa? Dalam Ain terjenguk-jenguk kelas dalam tadika tu, Am senyap-senyap renung Ain dari belakang.

Saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih tidak terhingga kepada pengarah drama ini kerana mengadakan scene ini. *pause* Sobs. KACHAKNYA!!! *genggam hati* XQ… LAGU APA NI? LAGU APA YANG KAT BACKGROUND NI???!!! Adam Mukhriz pandang kanan kiri, ya Allah, nakal gila expression awak tu Am!!! Then move forward, mendekati Ain.

“Carik sapa?” Ain pandang Am terkedu. Am ulang balik soalan sampai la Ain jawab soalan dia.

“Naik atas tangga, belok kanan, blablabla—“ sumpah I can’t focus direction yang dia bagi pasal suara dia omg major distraction hahahaha!

“Ok.” Tersipu-sipu Ain jadinya. Ah sure dia pun tak dengar direction given tu XP

Tertoleh-toleh masing-masing bila sorang ke kanan, sorang ke kiri. Awww… cute!

OH! OH! OH! LAGU AKIM TAPI VERSION BARU!!! Tajuk ape ntah. Nanti carik. Best!

So he goes back to Dee, telling her he needs to stay there untuk tolong his sister Kak Zah. Yolah tu Adam… Hehe. Merengek-rengeklah si Dee kerana tak habis melepas rindu pada Am. Heh. Tak puas lepas rindu ke tak puas lepas napesu?! *bengang*, tapi Am janji nanti malam dia akan hilangkan segala-gala kerinduan Dee. *head-desk* Seriously he said “I akan hilangkan segala-galanya.” Pfft. Nyampah. And she goes away. Thank you, show.

So Am taklah bagi Ain salah direction coz she ended up meeting Kak Zah untuk interview kerja guru sementara. Ain Hawani nama penuh dia. Adam Mukhriz, Ain Hawani, geddit? Obvious OTP LOL! Kalau dah nama watak pun begini, tak payah lah menangis air mata darah fikir siapa ends up dengan siapa. Har Har Har! =X

Ain sampai lewat sejam, suppose interview pukul 8.30am. Tapi Ain bela diri, dia diberitahu interview started at 9.30am. So… okay I guess? But Kak Zah kena keluar kejap, so tinggal la Ain isi borang sorang-sorang. At the same time, Am sibuk mendukung bayi.

*….. bunyik cengkerik*

lelakipalingseksibilapakaiuniformbilamendukungbabybilanamadiaaaronaziz!

*matik*

Makcik nursery suruh Am kahwin je kalau dah suka sangat dengan budak-budak. Tapi Am brushed it away with alasan takde sape nak kat dia. Hellooooooooo… Tak nampak ke doploh blok gadis mak janda semua beratur sudi nak beranakkan anak you?! Come on!!! *ehem* Another teacher enter frame and telah yang Am ni memilih sangat.  Berapa ramai cikgu ada dalam tadika ni anyway? Macam dah doploh orang plak I kira dari tadi? Hehe. Am bagi alasan nak carik isteri bukannya senang. 

Mak kau, gagah okay passing baby sebelah tangan je kat cikgu tadika! *swoons* (*___*) Then makcik nursery yang tengah lipat kain lampin mengomel si Am ni macam tak minat langsung nak kahwin, plus Am bukan muda lagi pon. “Angka tu tak penting, yang penting dalam hati.” Yeah! Biar muka tua asalkan hati muda remaja woot woot!!! *kena panah petir* Kalau I quote kat my mom, aci tak? *kena panah petir lagi skali*

Nampak je Kak Zah keluar dari pejabat dia, Am senyum nakal. Rambut kau ni kan Ain, extension ye? Kan? *mata mencerun* Tengah ralit dia tatap drawings budak-budak tadika, si Am tegur Ain. Sampai konon-konon tercampak lukisan-lukisan tu ke lantai nak tunjuk punyalah terkejut ditegur Am. Bahahaha! Kakak, fake gila kau punya reaction! Or your reflex memang slow? Tu lah, tanya lagi soalan kat diri sendiri, bila dijawab orang lain, kan dah terkejut biawak XP

Am tanya Ain dia datang tadika untuk apa. Kelam kabut Ain terangkan haha. Am suruh Ain duduk macam la tadika tu Am yang punya. Habis la kau Ain… Huehuehue~ Kak Zah carik Am, nak suruh Am betulkan taman. Tapi amboi laju-laju cikgu lain offer diri nak tolong. Ah… I geddit! Sekolah tadika penuh cikgu perempuan yang nak mengorat Am! Akak dia macam tau-tau je muahahaha! XD

“Ain Hawani Bt. Ismail. Nak panggil apa?”

“Ain je.” Ain ni macam kurang bijak pun ada gak. Mamat yang interview dia dah sah-sah pakai uniform pilot, boleh pulak dia ambil serious as interviewer? Pfft.

“Aiiiinnnnnn…~~~” LOLLLLLL!!! Cam nak pang pun ade gak. Miang gila cara kau sebut nama dia Adam Mukhriz hoi! Then kejap je dah kantoi dengan Kak Zah. Haha. Tunjal dahi lapang dia tu Kak Zah! Nakal sangat! 

As soon as Kak Zah muncul, Am terus bangun bagi laluan kat Kak Zah. The convo between Kak Zah and Am sangat la comel and real macam kakak dengan adik. I’m loving this siblings already. XD Sempat Am winks kat Ain sebelum keluar hehe. Aummm! Nakal sangat! Hoho coming from lelaki seropa Aaron Aziz memang la macam nakal kan? Coba kalau yang wink gatal tu muka pecah rumah, dah sah-sah kau tepon polis report kena assault kot? Shallow! HA!

Kak Zah explain pada Ain siapa Am pada dia. Adik dia yang nombor dua, seorang pilot yang isi masa lapang dengan cara merayau dan berdating. BAHAHAHA! Kak Zah ni obvious la sangat nak bagi playboy alert kat Ain XD Ain then kenalkan diri dia, berumur DOPLOH TAHUN. REALLY??? Tapi rupa kau… Urm… Nevermind and shut up Leanne! Eh, itu je intro for Ain Hawani, drama?

Next scene, terbentang atas meja penuh lauk pauk. Heee! Ni mesti masak nak sambut Am balik ni. Am balik dengan Kak Zah, manja sangat dengan mak dia si Aznah Hamid. Tengok-tengok ada vase cantik atas meja. Si Dee yang belikan untuk mama diorang. Tapi obviously mama dia takde la berkenan sangat dengan Dee. Yeehuu!

Kat meja makan pun mama suruh Am jangan layan si Dee, tapi Am kata dia tanak malukan Dee depan kawan-kawan dia. Plus Dee dah belikan pasu cantik untuk mama, so ok la kan? Am tak tunggu lama dok tanya pasal Ain kat Kak Zah. Kak Zah kata Ain budak bawah umur hahahaha! But Am dah habis interview dah pun Ain, so tau je dia umur Ain berapa. His phone rings, Dee is calling, tapi dia tak angkat. Mama and Kak Zah pesan pada Am jangan mainkan perasaan orang, nanti terkena kat diri sendiri.

On not so random thoughts, why am I hoping for this 80 episodes drama to have 70 episodes of Adam Mukhriz suffering and 10 episodes of Ain NOT talking to herself secara bergema pakai microphone dalam kepala dia? Can you make her to just DO, not THINK? Err.. Think out loud? Please? XP Yeah, I’m definitely a sadist.

Okay, move on! Ain balik rumah mengkhabarkan yandg dia dah dapat kerja kat sorang makcik yang happy duduk kat ruang tamu. Mak Lang suruh Ain laju-laju call mak dia, bagitau hal gembira tu, tapi Ain bercadang nak balik kampong lepas kerja, nak jumpa mak dia coz takut dah kerja nanti busy sangat pulak. Mak Lang suruh Ain pegi dapur makan lauk yang dia beli. Ain naik atas nak solat dulu. *I am typing this sambil menguap*

We then move on to the next scene, dengan sorang cik kak ni berjalan lenggang kangkung tepi jalan. A black car, *Lexus sedan kot? at 3am my head can't think straight about car's brand name lol* lalu dan berhenti tepat sebelah gadis tadi. Tengok muka cik kak tu sexcited semacam I terus tahu sure dalam kereta tu si Adam Mukhriz. Ha tepat skali yay!

“Sekarang I busy sikit… nak keluar pun takde masa—“ eceh jual mahal ye kak?

“Oh ye ke? Maknanya kita dah tak boleh keluar dah lah?”

Belum sempat cik kak tu nak jawab, Am dah “OKAY BYE!” and vroommm meninggalkan habuk jalan kat cik kak tu HAHAHAHAHAHA! *EPIC!!!!*

Menyesal tak sudah akak tu makan asap hahahahaha! XD

Rupanya Am ada date dengan Dee. Whooop! She bought him a watch! ROLEX kah itu?!! Sorry, mata I rabun sikit kekeke. Am puji Dee yang selalu pandai belikan hadiah untuk orang. Dee kata dia sanggup buat apa je asalkan Am dengan dia. But Am said Dee kena lah tambat hati mak dia dulu untuk diorg berdua. PFFTTTTTTT!!! Ayat kau Adam Mukhriz. *geleng kepala*. Memang layak la kalau karma gigit buntut kiut you tu balik Am~

Back at rumah Ain, or rumah Mak Lang dia, that cik kak yang makan asap earlier muncul dengan pajama. WHAT?! So she’s Ain’s cousin or sister is it?! DRAMA AIGOO!!! You go there jugak kan? Cissss! Anyway, she saw Ain’s note kat peti ais, ada tulis nama tadika kakak si Am. Dan-dan muka jahat suspicious appears. Ugh. Then she goes upstair, bukak pintu bilik and… habis?

Apa punya cliffhanger ni? Tsk. Pelik punya cliffhanger. Hadoi.

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My Comment:

This drama is... PRETTY? Yeah, that's the right word IMO. But very slow in progression. 30 minutes terasa macam satu jam tanpa iklan. Macam mana tu? But maybe because they want us to take our time digesting semua watak dalam Adam & Hawa, no? Coz like seriously, tadika tu ada berapa orang pekerja semuanya??? Sapa dapat bagi jawapan tepat memang la hebat. Otak I yang penuh dengan muka Adam Mukhriz memang gagal nak kira weh.

Okay, so Dee is not pisau cukur! Thank god for that, drama! I’m seriously tired of social climbing antagonist! So a rich spoiled girl (though dah biasa ada dalam drama Melayu) is a breath of fresh air for me. But. Is she really rich? Yang tu I tatau lagi LOL.

Ain ni memang ada serious case bermonolog dalaman secara melampau kot eh? Siap suara ala2 pakai microphone lagik! Bergema satu alam! Hahahaha! This is like watching Japanese drama, Satorare. In which, you can hear almost EVERYTHING the main character was thinking, which is, sometimes, annoying. XP

Even all the way masa Am ‘interview’ dia, dia keep on thinking out loud about her impression over Am’s good look and attitude. Drama, you are being too transparent!!! Why can’t you let the audience think for themselves? That way baru la nampak Nadiya Nisa ni reti berlakon ke tak nak express something without having to say it! *RAGE!!!*

The main question for me at the moment is… Am I going to have to listen to Ain Hawani membebel about this and that sepanjang 80 episodes??? MY GOD, PLEASE NO! 

P/S: Thanks adik tiri for the link. After watching this episode, I feel like I have to at least share my thought and spazz over episode 1 in writing form. You, my dear friend, need to write the whole 80 episodes of recaps! I don't care. I want it! Coz I know I might not have the tolerance to be committed to that length of drama lol XP

akhir kalam, SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN! ^^ 

hey, spazz away~ or not. haha. 

u noe u luv me! xoxo.