MTV World Stage 2011 - The Hell

photo credit: lea fadzliana

The entry about this event maybe bakal buat korang juling pasal I will go to the extreme in describing the epic-ness (the performers) and the tahik-ness (some of the audience). This fan account is gonna be in 2 parts, this one is the tahik-ness part. I will spazz all out about this awesome event in another entry coz i don't want to mix up the pile of shits happening on the ground with the superb crazy kind of performance by the artists.

Yang buat macam hell tu, satunya cuaca ya tuhan panas nak gila. Tapi salah sendiri pasal teruja yang amat lalu memacakkan diri kat sekitar i-city tepat jam 12 tengahari lol! Then, air rm5 per cup, which rasa like 1/6 100 plus, 5/6 air paip. Mahal gile! Then, kaki sakit gila pasal gatal pakai gladiator padahal bole je nak pakai sneakers. Saje gedik nak nampak stylo padahal tak pon. haha. Ok, so salah sendiri lagi. So ape yang betul2 hell nye dengan MTV World Stage 2011 neh? Hah mai sini nak habaq neh! *muke dah rase panas*

I nak cakap selaku anak Melayu, rakyat Malaysia, i malu dengan perilaku kejadah sakit jiwa ala2 prangai mabuk todi anak Melayu kita masa MTVWS 2011 malam semalam. Chinese and indians around us were looking at our Malay kids with WTF face ok? tu tak masuk lagi orang putih, international fans & media yg hadir. Malu gila! siap ade sorang mamat Cina ni tolak jantan melayu jahanam tgh high mabuk todi agaknye layan lagu Pop Shuvit ibarat naek sheikh pasal mangkuk hayun tu nyaris buat sorang girl melayu tersembam. Tu x masuk lagi yg gelak cam sakai bila a girl yg dah tak tahan kena tolak sana sini, menjerit geram! rase nak hentak sekor2 je. kalo tak kerana mood gua yg meronta2 dgn selfishnya nk terjah x-zone (ala2 vip zone) demi abang Jared, dah lama mampos gua hentak guna kasut gladiator mangkuk hayun takde tamadun ramai2 tu! <.< 

After that, bila masuk x-zone, ade je yg mulut cam longkang, tp sikit la kalo nak banding dengan yang kat belah regular passes tu. Ramai gak la yg prangai ala2 vip terhormat, which bila tak suke, duduk borak2 hisap rokok sambil impress awek2 sexy dengan whatever ayat yang diorang taram. Baru lah cam vip kan? skali masuk terlepas plak 2-3 ekor betina2 jantan2 jerks dr mana ntah, rosakkan ke-vip-an box tersebut. 

Paling gua hangin, sorg pompuan Melayu muke cantik, tp mulut ya tuhan, longkang blakang Pak Li lagi wangi hokeh?! berani dia jerit "jared you madafaka!!! fakyuuu!!! i lebiu!!!" all the way masa Thirty Seconds To Mars perform??? mintak nyawa ah dia tu dengan gua tu! Selamat ah abang Jared depan mata gua, kalo tak, dah lama gua bg makan kasut gua suh senyap dok kat situ. Bra spender pon mak belikan lagi, ade hati nak jerit madafaka kat suami mata biru aku sampai terkeluar anak tekak??? kirim salam sket ko pompuan desperado! Kalau ye pon nak seek attention from mr.sexygorgeouswithbabyblueeyes tersebut, tak payah mencarut bole tak? Jared tu cakap pon sopan2 je though he's a mega rock star. If you wanna go on stage, just pegi lari ke depan like the others and he'll definitely pick you up on stage lah bodoh! Ni tak, bontot berat, terpacak kat situ, mencarut sepuas hati budget cool padahal muke sememeh eyeliner mascara dah cair mulut cam longkang tersumbat. Buat malu bangsa dan negara je prangai citu. 

Ian, Jay2, Hanif, VJ Utt and Holly ade pesan at the beginning of the concert "we came here to have fun, so please have fun and cheers for each and every performance! show the world that Malaysians know how to party!" lebih kurang citu ah... but hell, Malaysians really do know how to party, but not respecting others. Jenuh staff menjerit kat audience yang prangai tak bertamadun tu. Sume terkedu kecut bila kena jerkah. Diam. Pastu artist start je perform, terus kena rasuk syaitan, badan belasah segala manusia yang datang dekat dengan tarian and gesture cam celaka takde nama, mulut mencarut macam lah korang tu rapper hollywood yang di bayar juta2 for cursing! Nauzubillah geramnye gua! 

photo credit: MTVWS2011 FB page

I came to the event for Thirty Seconds To Mars. Been a big fan of them since i was a kid. But I'm also a k-pop fan. So hearing cursing words, booing, FU gestures and calling Beast members a bunch of gay and such really pissed the majority of the sweet friendly fans of Beast and I the k-pop lover. These fans, just like another fans from another k-pop fandoms, has one similarity. They know how to respect other fandoms. We learned how to do that through the reaspectful value of the korean artists we love. In any concert of k-pop artist, there will be no cursing and disrespectful. And what i saw during the MTVWS2011, these fans were doing exactly the same. BUT. Some rude Malaysians, who do not like k-pop, mulut and perangai diorang, buat I terfikir if diorang ni sume penah pegi skolah ke tak. Kebodohan tertera jelas melalui perilaku. 

Kalau tak suka, duduk or stay kat blakang pegi beli minum ke hape ke. Then when your fave artists dah nak perform, masuk ah balik, amik alih tempat fans Beast yang most of them budak2 skolah lagi, tak kenal pun sape 30STM or too in love with Beast to even know who the hell is Neon Trees! They will move to the back to give you the chance to go crazy over Neon Trees and 30STM ok? But no, these rude audience, duduk kat spot sama, buang air liur and tenaga mencarut, booing, gesturing obscene stuff ke arah stage masa Beast perform. 

Masa screen tunjuk bilik make up Beast, pergh beramai2 lelaki2 yg takde adab jerit "gay!!!" kat screen. Bila Gikwang menari senaman ternampak underwear biru, mula la mencarut "gay!!!" lagi skali. Oh, kalo omputeh tayang spender, buat aksi pelik2, sexy... Kalo korean, jadi gay plak??? But then, lelaki yang sama gak, bila Jared Leto muncul, spazzing squealing dgn suara jantan, penuh desperado nak tarik attention Jared hokeh?! Diorg ni betul ke fans Jared neh? Kalo betul fans si Jared, sure tau yang Jared pon pakai make up, eyeliner dari zaman emo dia tu dah macam trend dah kat lelaki2 zaman skang ni and just a simple look at him dah tau yang dia sgt jaga his whole look and appearance. That milky white smooth looking skin, ingat kalo tak mandi tak cuci muka pakai facial cleanser, moisturizer etc bole jadi citu ke?! He's just as metrosexual as those Beast guys too tau x? Just dia tak menari and rap cam kpop je pasal dia rock star! Dah tu, kalau men screaming like crazy just to seek the  attention of another man, siap macam nak menangis bila Jared tak pandang pon panggil on stage, tak ke cam gay jugak tu??? Ptuih lah perangai tu. Mmg padan muke ko Jared tak panggil naek stage! Ikut hati nak je gua rakam video muka lu masa mengilai2 panggil Jared tu, pastu tweet kat dia, tell him how gay you are for him. Nak??? He did read ALL his fans tweets you know???

Biar i bagi contoh guna suami mata biru i sebagai pengukuh alasan kemarahan i. See that gorgeous face? clean and clear... takde minyak2 jerawat ke hape.. ingat dia ni angel ke bole dapat flawless face cini without proper grooming, make up etc??? I saje tanak post muka Jared pakai eyeliner pasal I risau orang2 yang judgemental mula panggil dia gay jugak. Orang judgemental ni bukan bole pakai, sume dia terjah asalkan mulut longkang tersumbat dia boleh melimpahkan air busuk. 

Pastu, ade k-pop haters jerit "muke jambu licin tade bulu macam gay!" what the hell?! ingat 24 jam kena ade jambang cam ala2 Jared ni baru muka jantan ke??? si Jared ni pon ade masa muka takde jambang stubble okay?! Even last night he clean shaved his face licin comel adorable melepak gebus you know?! Damn, gorgeous gila hohoho dia malam tadi! XD

AND. look at this picture. Since he's a Caucasian (smexy one), you hater guys and girls boleh plak accept this as HOT &SEXY yet bila Korean yang tertayang pusat ke, underwear ke, laju je korang label him as gay?! Otak korang letak kat lutut ke hape??? Pffft!!! *paragraph ini ambil masa 30 minit nak type pasal mata Leanne masa menaip hilang focus banyak kali hahaha!* XD

Huh... free2 je gua nak kena guna Jared kesayangan gua as perbandingan bahawasanya yang artist lelaki, demi jaga penampilan menarik, they all wear make up on stage. Ingat make up zaman skang ni untuk pompuan je ke? kalo korang fikir citu, memang korang kodok bawah gua Gringots ah! kalo Gringots pon tak tau ape, memang sah ah tak reti nak google carik! <-- merepek. And guys show off hot bods diorang pasal diorang tau girls go swooning for their abs, not bcoz they wanna tell the world that they are gay. Faham?! Lumrah manusia, akan mahu menutup kelemahan diri, bukan show off dengan bangga. 

Okay, I'm not a fan of Beast, i like them but not to the extend of go crazy about them. But as a human that loves both k-pop and rock genre, i'm ashamed of our own Malaysian's (some of them, not all) attitude. Confirm orang akan ingat Malaysians ni takde adab bila scene mencarut gesturing obscenity masuk TV. Siar in more than 100 nations okay?! in 3D plak tu! Hah elok ah mak bapak korang sume dgn satu dunia nampak perangai takde adab korang tu kan?! Ei, rase nk tunjal je kepala penuh asap lori tu hisy! Geram jugak pasal i hope my friends yang tak kenal 30STM stay to enjoy their performance. But all of them keluar awal gara2 tak tahan kena harassed by those bitches yg prasan bagus. Benci ah! Kan potential new Echelons tak berjaya dihasilkan?! Rugi hokeh? Gua nk bagi abang Jared gua makin kaya, bukan kayap hilang fans! <.< 

Dalam dok marah dalam cuaca panas tu, dengan kaki dah rasa nak tercabut gara2 dah terpacak kat i-city since 12pm padahal registration started at 3.30pm, akhirnya dengan selfishnye gua malas nak amik pusing hal keliling lalu kembali meroyan melayan performance 30STM yang epic and me-record fancams... 

Teeheeheee... Jared Leto is sexy and awesome and awesome and awesome! 

To be continued... <3